Slàinte mhòr agad!

Hey, Cathie Melinda Stock, I know you're not alive anymore - but thank you so ever much for fucking up my credit before I ever turned 18. And thank you for never teaching me about money, and how to save. And also - thank you for ruining my life. I mean, yeah - you figured if you had me under your thumb and under your control you'd never lose me. I was your "baby" and you could never hurt me...

But guess what you fucking bitch? You fucked up my life. You've hurt me. Now I can never buy a home, adopt children - do anything any normal person can do. You fucked up my chance at going to college after high school. You fucked up my chance of going into the military. How else was I going to pay for college on a minimum wage job?

Yeah, sure... telling all those recruiters that I was gay was a good way to keep me out of the military. Yeah.


Thanks for that. I owe you... NOTHING. I hope you're burning in hell right now you stupid cunt.